HThe last time anybody saw Jesus he was riding a donkey and wearing a jalabiya with flip flops on his feet.
So what wud he do if he came back right now he walked down the ave and it's 25 degrees in NYC.
They didn't have cars in those days. They had donkeys. They didn't have electricity. They didn't have bikes, planes, buses, reeboks, hats, sports clubs, cardboard, fiberglass, basketball, hotdogs, gyros, toothpicks, dentures, zippers, wifi, magic markers, fountain pens, dope needles, bras, butt pads, conjunctions and millions of other things. And Jesus has been gone for about 2000 years. He's going to have a lot of catching up to do!
