Saturday, August 24, 2013

PRETTY UGLY


Read an Excerpt/. 


Paul was coasting uptown with his pistol sitting on his lap, touching it every now and then to make sure it hadn't evaporated into thin air. He was still edgy from all the excitement, so he turned on the radio to help him think as he drove to the girls' place. He carefully kept the car at a moderate speed, even slowing down for the yellow lights, and he arrived at their building in a few minutes. This time he had to ring the downstairs intercom, and Eyonna buzzed him in without checking to see who it was. She had recognized the way he didn't ease up on the buzzer.

Once inside, he briskly loped up the three flights, to find Eyonna standing in the doorway with one foot over the threshold. His brand new sweat-suit was soiled and ripped from the knees to the elbows, and she started to cry as soon as she saw the expression on his face. She gently lifted his forearm, and gasped at the ugly bruise. "Damn, baby," she whimpered anxiously, "what happened? You need to go to the hospital?"

"Nah," he answered through clenched teeth, "let me catch my breath first." He was winded, and stress had cut his breath even shorter.

Eyonna walked him over to the couch, asking if she could get him anything. He answered that he wanted some water, so she rushed to the kitchen and came back with a tall glass. Apple had stood watching all of this in silence, with her mouth hanging open. Paul took his pistol from his hip and laid it on the coffee table, and Apple could see that it had been used. It was dirty, with visible fingerprints and a dull gleam to it. She watched Paul's Adam's apple move convulsively as he gulped down the water, then asked him what had happened. He wiped his face with his shirt, and briefly told them all he thought they needed to know. The way he saw it, if they remembered anything about the old neighborhood, it wouldn't be difficult for them to fill in whatever details he left out.

Eyonna blamed Apple indirectly for all of this trouble, and she couldn't help glaring at her friend as she rushed to get some bandages for Paul's wound. He was unaware of the tension that had been developing between the girls, though he could sense it in the air. It wasn't until Apple loudly snapped at Eyonna that his intuition was confirmed. "Would you please stop lookin' at me like that," Apple yelled.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

My book is on amazon now!!! Yeah!

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This is the poem that got me booed at the Apollo!

Everybody wants to feel important 
but they're not willing to endure the rigors of the mission 
We can't sit home watching television 
and think welfare is going to rectify our condition
Fronting like celebrities and making babies on top of babies
and can't feed the ones we already have 
We can make room for the rats and the roaches 
and our pit bulls make a nice bed for our pet fleas 
At the end of the week we buy beer and dog food with our food stamps 
While the children get a balanced breakfast of potato chips and Kool-Aid 
Everybody is trying to get rich quick, playing Quick Pick... 
But the next man is always the winner 
That game makes money off of poor people's misery 
and misery loves company 
That's why people that live alone talk a lot! 
I didn't get here in an inner tube just to become shark bait over the Atlantic 
I was born here!!!! 
In the core of the apple, at the pit of the borough 
I hung out with the rejects and the down trodden but this city was rotten before I was begotten 
So I ask you, am I the eye sore 
Just because I saw rats bigger than cats 
And a cool cat was the terminology to describe a friend, 
back in ‘76 
But now he's my dog 
my girl is my bitch
and my friends are my niggers 
I live underneath the under, at the bottom of the low 
I was eavesdropping on army ants as I tried to find a source of unity 
I bought a bus ticket, can't take it to the hereafter 
So I just settled in Philly 
And when I got there the same shit was going on, 
So I came back 
And the minute I stepped off the bus all I could hear was 
Excuse me, Brother 
Pardon me, Black 
Do you have a quarter? 
Do you have a nickel? 
Do you have a dime? 
Do you have a cigarette? 
Do you have a light? 
Do you have the time? 
Pray to Jesus 
Pray to Jehovah 
Pray to Jah 
Pray to Allah 

Pray to Guiliani because he thinks he's God ! 
99.9 percent of the people in this world are convincing back stabbers! 
Don't eat sugar 
Don't eat salt 
Don't eat pork 
Don't eat meat 
Save the dolphins 
Save the whales 
Save the children 
Save the rain forest 
Time out! 
If life is a game, whose playing? 
If we're a race, whose winning? 

Being that we're at the door step of technology, Scientists are trying to mock the womb of a woman and create children without the act of sex 
Viagra will be for some rich jerk that just wants to get his dick up 
Then jack off in a jar and freeze his bastards to insure he has an heir to his crown 
Everyone listen up… 
Every mind is a world and only you can make you happy 
Just don't bother me with it!!!

You could win one million dollars.

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Friday, August 16, 2013

Who's more racist?


Who's more racist Don Imus or a notorious  gang member from south central LA with 2 murders under his belt? 

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

How use their body 4 leverage

HIn girl school (the streets) females are taught that when she wants something from a man... like rent money, clothes, sneakers, phone bill, baby pampers, dinner, to never give him too much pussy. 
In fact she's taught by older sister's, aunts and granny too, to Dick tease him. And to send him home hard and frustrated. 
And then she will give him some sex but its when he least expect it! And she'll give it to him good too, for a few days straight just to get him opened. And then she'll just STOP! 
And when he tries making sexual advances she'll play crazy or act like she's a virgin all over again. 
(Hard to get) And its no more sex for the man until she's ready to use him again. 


Monday, August 12, 2013

WELFARE IS THE BLACK WOMEN'S MAN!


BRAD BATHGATE ON 106 AND PARK (Free and AJ

Reciting a poem at Imagenation


Can you help me publish my book?

Hello everybody… I'm Brad 'BLUE' Bathgate.


I'm a poet - Writer and I'm out here everyday selling my books that self published

the first few years things were going well but then the bottom fell out and now I'm back at the drawing board. I would like to do a reprint of my books which would cost me a about four thousand dollars.  

I have two books that i published but I only plan on reprinting two of them… they are entitled, 'CORNER STORES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOCK.." which is more like short stories and spoking word. 
 
and the other book is entitled, "DON'T BEAT YOUR CHILDREN OR THEY'LL TURN OUT LIKE ME." it's not a book about abused children or but more of a humorist look at my childhood and growing up in Harlem, Germany, Georgia and Kentucky…
(the same things that make you cry will make you laugh)
 
I've been getting my books printed at Selfpushing.com for the last ten years
they are a great great company. The people were friendly and helpful and they've been that way to me from the very first day that I stepped in the door. 
 
So now here I am asking for some help from you guys in cyberland..
 
I need to raise the money as soon as possible to reprint my books and then go out and self them hand to hand.
 
It's how I have been making a living for the last ten years and if i don't get these books reprinted and into the hands of the people that love the arts then I don't know what I'll do.
 
Just google my name and see how i've been busy following my dreams!!! 




http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/brad-bathgate-writes/x/136226 

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http://www.facebook.com/bradbathgate 
http://www.twitter.com/bradbathgate
http://www.blackplanet.com/Just-BLUE
http://www.youtube.com/user/Poetryisalive?featu...

What's up with these sports clubs

All these so called sports clubs that are popping up are a shame. 

1) They have the AC on blast. 

2) Fake sports drinks at the door... So all of the calories that you worked hard to burn off, you put right back with one 16oz drink. That's why you can loose weight. 

3) And on top of that... They have pizza night - at the sports club!!! 

(And everybody is walking around with a little cute bottle water holder..) 
What ever happened to good old tap water!!!!

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

SINGLE MOTHERS ARE EASIER TO MANIPULATE!

WHAT IS A WHITE CRACKER?

The TRUTH About Why Slavery Really Ended

THE POLICE SHOULD ARREST TOURIST TOO!

THE POLICE SHOULD ARREST TOURIST TOO!

WHAT DID MALCOLM X SAY ABOUT WOMEN!

SPANISH SPEAKING MACHINES, HABLA MUCHO!

I WAS LISTENING TO THE JUNGLE BROTHERS...

THE JUNGLE BROTHER'S JAMMING IN HARLEM!

I HAVE FREE DVD'S

Corner Stores In The Middle Of The Block.

This is my free DVD available on indiegogo. 
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/brad-bathgate-writes/x/136226

Man selling book in the subway.

Hot reveiw. 

I forgot authors name but soon as l find out, I will thank him! 

Review; 

Corner Stores in the Middle of the Block:
Most of the time this kind of poetry has the tendency of being mundane, predictable, and angry, and when you reach the point of utter annoyance insofar as getting bored to tears with this kind of material you end up relegating it into the superfluous junk pile of literature. 
But this isn't the case with Blue's work. Blue actually holds individuals in the black community culpable for their own actions and his anecdotes paint a cathartic milieu of urban life in the inner city.
In layman's terms Blue demonstrates that everyone is capable of making their own breaks and that passing the blame onto others for misdeeds, shortcomings, and failures does an injustice to ones self and future generations to come.
Also, he successfully romanticizes what I would call Marvin Gaye's "Inner City Blues", while writing about what I believe are his personal experiences with women, love, romance, lust, capitulation, recalcitrancy, and humorous moments.
A case in point: in the first three lines of his poem called "Hope," Blue wrote:
"Hope is the four letter word that was spoon-fed to the hungry.
Done in an effort to sustain their hunger, temporarily
It's similar to welfare"
He then goes on to illustrate tales about the people in his neighborhood, while describing their dysfunctional behavior in a rather comedic style.
He then writes about a girl named Cinnamon, who just can't seem to get a grasp on things and yet even with her short comings Blue still loves and respects her efforts because even though she falters, she does it out of love for him.
What I liked the most was that Blue doesn't take himself too seriously and he doesn't engage in any racism and inasmuch as social justice is concerned. He places personal responsibility upon the shoulders of inner city society when it comes to certain issues that are within their control, which is a refreshing position to adhere too.

All I can say is, "it has been a long wait for poetry that eloquently travels the Straight Talk Express!"

Outstanding work!!!


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The best of Brad BLUE Bathgate (playlist)

Don't Beat Your Children Or They'll Turn Out Like Me! (playlist)

Don't Beat Your Children Or They'll Turn Out Like Me! (playlist)

Don't Beat Your Children Or They'll Turn Out Like Me! (playlist)

Don't Beat Your Children Or They'll Turn Out Like Me! (playlist)

Don't Beat Your Children Or They'll Turn Out Like Me! (playlist)

Don't Beat Your Children Or They'll Turn Out Like Me! (playlist)

YOU SHOULD KICK YOUR SON OUT OF THE HOUSE

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Check out my poetry!

http://youtu.be/3CenA-m4PLE

This is a dvd that I produced. It's from my book of poetry entitled,"CORNER STORES IN THE MIDDLE THE BLOCK!"

And this video clip is a poem entitled, "keeping it real!"

The DVDs are free. I'm just asking for a small donation so I'm able to reprint the book. 
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/don-t-beat-your-children/x/136226

THE HOTTEST POEM YOU'LL EVER HEAR!

Author Brad Blue Bathgate talks with EVERYDAYPEOPLES

Brad bathgate

Spoken Word Artist Blue The Persuader

Poetry Is Alive (playlist)

Harlem's Mart 125: The American Dream

A WOMAN WON'T LET A MAN BE A MAN!

NIGGAS' ALWAYS WANT SOMETHING FOR FREE!

Spiderman Plays Basketball.... Amazing Spiderman 2

Bernard Hopkins And Floyd Mayweather Are Always In Shape!

Love at first site