The N Word!

Fellas, if you've been in a relationship with your girlfriend for five years or more and she's always upset and walking around the house quiet with her lips poked out, then there is a problem... And it is real simple. 

It's either that you are not giving her the love muscle enough. Or you are not using any Finesse! It's just bang bang bang and then you turn over and go to sleep. 

You gotta change it up something. And be creative. 

Give Wife More Loving

Fellas, if you've been in a relationship with your girlfriend for five years or more and she's always upset and walking around the house quiet with her lips poked out, then there is a problem... And it is real simple. 

It's either that you are not giving her the love muscle enough. Or you are not using any Finesse! It's just bang bang bang and then you turn over and go to sleep. 

You gotta change it up something. And be creative. 

CHEATNG MATES

If you accuse your mate of cheating and they reply by saying some dumb shit like, "how do you know?" Or "what makes you say that?" 

Then that means they are cheating because if they weren't cheating then they would simply deny it. 

But they are asking you to keep their lye going plus they want to know where they slipped up at. 

HOW TO BE A PLAYER!

Fellas, when ur having sex with your Jump-off, you better make sure that she cums before you do. 

In fact you shouldn't cum at all. 

You should just make her think that you did. (Fake it)

The reason that I'm saying this is because if you cum before she does then she'll fake her orgasm but then she'll turn over and start begging for shit... like money for her cable bill or rent money n'shit. 

If you think I'm joking just trying it!

Ebola

When pet dogs start dying from Ebola then White people will find a cure! Right now it's only killing Black people! So it's not a real crisis! 

IS CHEATING WORTH THE CHASE?

I just watched this short video of this man quietly recording himself as he secretly hid in the closet hoping not to be discovered. 

This man was hiding in a closet because he was sleeping around with a married woman. And when the married woman's husband unexpectedly came home early the man found the closet to be the most convenient place to run. 

So as the hiding man whispered about how afraid he was of being discovered he made a promise to God, that is he made it home safely he would never risk his well being again for some pussy. 

But then, right before the video ended the man stressed about how doubtful he was about seriously ending their relationship with the married woman because her pussy was so good. 

But As he stated before, how do you know if a woman has good pussy, if you are wearing a condom? 

BLACK DOLLARS DONT BOUNCE

Black dollars do not bounce in Black neighborhoods! 

The second a Black person gets some money it leaves the neighborhood. 

The corners Stores are ran by Arabs. 

The Laundromats are ran by ASIANS along with the cleaners, the beauty supply shops, the wigs, the nail salons and nail care products, the soul food joints and the Chinese food. 

And the real Estate is owned by the Jews. 

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